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Date Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of date jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date.
The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different.
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#2
I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should
I handle this like a sitcom or an adult
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#3
DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder.
ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?
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#4
[first date] GIRL: When you said "fitness freak" in your profile, this
isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo
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#5
[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did?
*I get up and chase after it*
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#6
How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?
Premature emasculation.
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#7
One I heard at a restaurant "Am I the first girl you ever kissed?" She whispered softly to her date.
"It's possible" he admitted, "Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"
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#8
Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says "open wide" & starts making
airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date
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#9
I said hello to a feminist My
court date starts tomorrow.
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#10
[date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: "so what are some red flags for you?" Me: *sweating* "haha red flags?
Where?"
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#11
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients...
...but she saw something in me.
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#12
Date: "So, what do you want
to be?" Me: "Impressed."
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#13
[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up?
"no" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*
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#14
here's my dating advice.
Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome
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#15
Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him.
The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
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#16
[date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences.
[10:20 pm] Me: Me too.
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#17
I once went on a date with a playwright It was all
going well, until she started making a scene
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#18
Two Unix experts are talking about their age...
- What is your date of birth? - 0 - Ohh, nice I was born in January too.
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#19
Dates are cool when I tell them I worked in a prison for twenty five years.
But man, if I forget that a'...
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#20
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day.
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