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Deadly Jokes

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#1
It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that
I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.
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#2
[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed,
envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea
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#3
Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava.
Once
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#4
Have you heard?
They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves. It didn't protect against deadly rays.
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#5
Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the
murders are based on different Smurfs.
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#6
Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with
a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want.
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#7
I've been wondering, If poison goes out of date and
expires, does it become more or less deadly?
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#8
What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?
Pick up lines
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#9
How did the pepper end up getting killed?
A salt with deadly weapon
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#10
Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not
eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
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#11
Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly
black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor
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#12
Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident.
But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.
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#13
Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals?
They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs.
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#14
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony !
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#15
Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with
7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu.
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#16
What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?
Common sense.
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#17
The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...
Greed-o shot first
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#18
Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?
Because the condition was untweetable.
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#19
One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably
be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.
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#20
[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin!
Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.
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