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Deals Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of deals jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Great deals on circumcisions,
Half off!
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#2
Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
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#3
You play the cards life deals you.
They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest.
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#4
Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East.
It seems pulling out is his solution for everything.
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#5
Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. ^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0
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#6
I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri.
I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!
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#7
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
The same way he deals with all his other problems. He works it out with a pencil.
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#8
Heard there were some hot deals...
at the Baltimore CVS.
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#9
Too Soon?
I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing.
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#10
What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down?
The trappe!
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#11
What do you call a police officer that
deals in sibling rape An Incestigator
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#12
Looks like my prof is giving black friday
deals too 50% off late assignments.
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#13
Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran?
Taliban
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#14
Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting.
Stuff is free!!
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#15
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
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#16
Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too.
50% off
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#17
Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?
Ferguson!
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#18
What kind of doctor deals with pussies?
A whinecologist.
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#19
Why is it called Black Friday?
Because the deals are such..A nigger
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#20
Guess which city got the best black Friday deals?
Ferguson, it was a steal.
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