What Are Dear Jokes?
Dear Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dear jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
fire the chauffeur!
Wife: "I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...." Husband: "Dear, lets give him another chance."
#2
Dear Neighbours, "She's coming" isn't a great warning
to give when I walk by and you stop talking.
#3
A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away.
You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you.
#4
My dear, departed animal companion.
Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites.
#5
Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again.
Canth you helpf?
#6
Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create
a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon
#7
What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
#8
Dear Sepp Blatter...
There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life
#9
Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will.
Scotland.
#10
What's the cheapest meat on the Market?
Dear balls. They're under a buck.
#11
Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them.
You can't be the pimp and the cop!
#12
Dear iPhone, I have typed "haha" like a million times, but yet you continually
give me "haga", "hsha", "gaga", "hahss", "hahs" I hate you
#13
Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: "Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly.....
....because I know you cannot read fast"
#14
Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean.
Never. Sincerely, Women
#15
Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : 'Don't trust a fart' to your side effects label.
kthanksbye
#16
Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all?
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
#17
Wife: You should cut the grass.
Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear.
#18
Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but "German
engineering" is also why I don't have so many cousins today.
#19
Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper
and would it kill you to include some backstory.
#20
Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
You piece of shut.
Why People Enjoy Dear Jokes
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Another reason people love dear jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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