What Are Debate Jokes?
Debate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of debate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have
agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game.
#2
he literally just said, "everyone's saying i won the debate." is it possible...hear
me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?
#3
In university I was going to join the Debate
Team, but someone talked me out of it.
#4
I don't have to put up with this, I'm a grown ass man ...
I used to be an adolescent ass man; I've never wavered in a T&A debate.
#5
My favorite joke from tonight's
debate "you have 2 minutes"
#6
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
#7
If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you
can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.
#8
I could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk
in a debate, it would start off with "Listen you f*cking prick."
#9
Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight...
Would it be considered a mass debate?
#10
Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments
to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta.
#11
Never marry a woman who was
captain of the debate team.
#12
Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho!
;^)
#13
[interview] "Says here, you like to master debate
in your free time?" "Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"
#14
I decided to vote for the most presidential and least controversial person I saw on the debate last night...
So I'm going to vote for Lester Holt.
#15
[backstage at GOP debate] AIDE: Mr.
Trump needs his hair. CAT: I'm puking as fast as I can.
#16
I don't know who won the debate tonight but I do know who lost...
The American people :(
#17
Who likes debates
Defish
#18
Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!????
Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control.
#19
I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme...
The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton.
#20
Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival?
He ate something that disagreed with him
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