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#1
Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?
He was just two tired.
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#2
With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have
been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown
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#3
Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America.
Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet.
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#4
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture.
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#5
if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape.
Then say "it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"
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#6
What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at
all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?
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#7
I don't delete annoying people out of my phone.
I give them new names so I know not to answer. "Always needs a favor" is calling, decline.
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#8
Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years...
Brits are really good at pulling out.
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#9
When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and
then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered.
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#10
Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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#11
Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights?
No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes
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#12
Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?
Cause he been solo.
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#13
*lives in a crumbling democracy on a slow terrible decline*
hellll yes who just got two green lights in a row
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#14
The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios.
They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms.
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#15
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the
syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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#16
A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...
He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.
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