What Are Demands Jokes?
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#1
"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks
have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.
#2
"WTF IS THIS?!?!" dad demands as he looks at my report card.
I explain to him the idea of schooling and grading systems and he calms down.
#3
These dishwashers are getting too expensive
my new one even demands a diamond ring
#4
What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job?
A mandate
#5
So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's "cute" but when I do it I'm "causing trouble in Starbucks" again.
Jeez!
#6
A muslim arrives in paradise.
He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China.
#7
Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers?
They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
#8
[spoken while holding in a huge bong rip] i'll
take a shower when the market demands it
#9
How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands?
You black male.
#10
Two jews walk into A bar...
Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes.
#11
A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified...
He demands, "Are you suggesting women are primitives?"
#12
"You're in no position to be making demands." [does a handstand]
"Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation." "Fair enough.
#13
Bernie demands change...
whereas Hillary prefers cards or cheques.
#14
Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians...
They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
#15
An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria.
Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam.
#16
A slutty egg walks into a bar.
Everyone starts laughing at her. "I don't get it. What's so funny?" she demands. The bartender says, "Well, the yoke's on you."
#17
David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure.
No hassle."
#18
Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns
Trump says - I'll email them to you.
#19
What asks no question but demands an answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
#20
What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out?
Please discuss. Thanks.
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