What Are Democratic Jokes?
Democratic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of democratic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Say what you will about the Democratic debate...
but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis.
#2
Tonight's Democratic
debate
#3
How did Obama celebrate his reelection?
He hosted a Democratic Party.
#4
No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
#5
I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.
Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
#6
I think that reddit's lockdown was an entirely democratic process...
achieved completely by popular voat
#7
What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?
"Oh god, a caucus!" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent
#8
Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan "Would you
like some water Secretary??"" "No, not at all!"
#9
Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?
No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
#10
The Chinese stock market...
>Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market.
#11
What do Trump and Sanders have in common?
They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination.
#12
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of?
Any party where there's lots of food.
#13
You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman?
(not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
#14
Bernie will win the 2020 Democratic Nomination...
...because his supporters will be old enough to vote.
#15
The was this democratic elevator stuck in
the basement it kept getting down votes.
#16
What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common?
They both love an erection
#17
I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won
the Democratic debate last night.
#18
Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say
'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'
#19
Why isn't North Korea democratic?
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
#20
What is the definition of irony?
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
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