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#1
what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common?
They both treat their demons with spirits!
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#2
Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis.
Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
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#3
The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally
summoning demons during regular conversations
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#4
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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#5
Demons must be obese...
...Because they hate getting exorcised.
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#6
Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
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#7
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words can SUMMON DEMONS
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#8
I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood.
It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
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#9
Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly.
Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons.
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#10
Why do demons love apostrophes?
They show possession.
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#11
So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us.
Would you and your demons like to tag along?
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#12
As a Brandon, I'm constantly at war with Brendans.
Do not confuse them with my kind. They are shit demons. Slaying them is my birthright.
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#13
What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?
A two-eyed onion.
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#14
Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas
and spells for summoning ancient demons.
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#15
INTERVIEWER: You put "summoning demons" as a special skill?
ME: That's right. INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?
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#16
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons.
Sometimes we just snuggle.
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#17
My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons.
nnWTF. I was looking right at her.
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#18
I stopped fighting my inner demons;
We're totes BFFs now.
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#19
Why Are Demons So Fat?
Because they hate exorcising.
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#20
Why dont Demons fear oxidation?
Because there's no rust for the wicked
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