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#1
Where do detectives go to have a drink?
The Search Bar.
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#2
What do bed detectives solve?
Pillow cases
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#3
Vice Presidents and Homicide Detectives have a similar job...
...They both work if someone dies
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#4
Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed?
None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together.
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#5
Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the
smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious.
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#6
Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives?
They're called the Clue Clucks Clan
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#7
Two detectives are at a crime scene.
They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other "It's an open-and-shut case".
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#8
*bullies advance* STOP!
Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?
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#9
[2 detectives are at a murder scene] "my god Wilkins.
Are you thinking what im thinking?" ... "a lasagne driving a car?" "Exactly"
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#10
What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?
Pair-a-normal investigators.
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#11
The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO.
While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together.
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#12
Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms.
.. Detectives released a statement saying that "They have nothing to go on".
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#13
Someone stole all the toilets from the local police
station Detectives have nothing to go on.
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#14
A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed...
Detectives called it the pillow case...
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#15
A group of detectives did an investigation
into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack.
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#16
Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf.
Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.
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#17
I hear kleptomaniacs make the best detectives
They pick up everything.
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#18
I hate forensic TV shows like CSI.
I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?
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