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Die Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of die jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note.
It said "Die, Decepticons! Die!"
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#2
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time
..no one should die alone
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#3
I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will
be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films.
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#4
When stoves die...
they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry
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#5
When I die I'm going to donate my body to science.
That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school.
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#6
We are all part of the ultimate
statistic ten out of ten die.
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#7
my last words when I die will
be See you later.....maan.
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#8
When I die I'd like to be cremated
I think I've urned it.
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#9
A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you
can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*
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#10
Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline?
Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl
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#11
Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?
They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)
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#12
Q.
How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
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#13
How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?
Through the windu!
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#14
What did that car
driver die of?
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#15
Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside.
Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night.
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#16
Why did Bowie die?
I guess he was shot through the heart
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#17
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot the safe-word.
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#18
"Kim Jong Il dies at 69." That's how I'd like to go.
With wet balls and a face full of cunt.
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#19
Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?
"*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"
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#20
"tell...
my wife... i loved her..." carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP
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