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What Are Diet Jokes?

Diet Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of diet jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet?
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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#2
Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet.
His lost three days already.
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#3
Medication for depression "may cause thoughts of suicide".
If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger
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#4
7am: *starts diet* 7pm:
*eats the house*
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#5
diet tip: your pants will never get
too tight if you don't wear any.
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#6
Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey?
The swim-fast diet.
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#7
No thanks, flu shot.
I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.
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#8
Lesbian Joke Why can't lesbians wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is already on her face.
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#9
How does a crackhead lose weight?
Diet Coke.
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#10
I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer.
Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too.
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#11
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
Her food is potion-controlled.
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#12
I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because
I've never seen a duck with a double chin.
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#13
Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet...
in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
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#14
Why shouldn't you drink Diet Coke after having sex?
Because then you'll have TWO aftertastes to get rid of!
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#15
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
Ben/Anna!
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#16
Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet?
Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*
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#17
North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns
out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke
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#18
PERSON: Want a slice?
ME: No thanks, trying to eliminate bread P: From your diet? M [having sworn to destroy all bread]: Sure...from my diet
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#19
You know why some people simply don't have a butt?
Because they are on a gluten free diet.
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#20
Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet.
With a younger, more attractive diet.
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Diet Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and diet jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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diet jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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