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Dinosaur Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dinosaur jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
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#2
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
(Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss.
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#3
what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
do you think he saurus
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#4
Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park
and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
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#5
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur
in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
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#6
What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
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#7
You all like dinosaurs...right?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***
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#8
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: An Idontthinkhesaurus.
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#9
What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?
A Quranosaurus.
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#10
Girl, if you were a dinosaur,
you'd be a Gorgeousaurus
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#11
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
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#12
Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?
Comet
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#13
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
To get in his nest.
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#14
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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#15
Turns out chiropractors aren't
actually dinosaurs.
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#16
I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today...
He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off. Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.
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#17
Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially
the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs
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#18
employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God
[10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao
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#19
What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotypus.
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#20
We need to be more concerned
about dinosaur ghosts
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dinosaur jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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