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Directions Jokes

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What Are Directions Jokes?

Directions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of directions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I want to be the reason you pee in six
different directions every morning.
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#2
I'm terrible at directions
Fuck me, left!
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#3
Bought some expensive neck cream.
Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.
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#4
If you love something, set it free...
Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions.
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#5
If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
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#6
You're the bomb A Muslim walks into an airport wearing the flashiest clothes, he meets a friend who shouts at him you're the bomb.
Everyone sets of sprinting in all directions.
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#7
*at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths?
Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
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#8
Van Gogh was never good at following directions.
Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute...
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#9
When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the
guy to ask.That's why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
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#10
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
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#11
A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building...
Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions.
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#12
Never trust anyone under 30 lbs.
Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars.
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#13
Son: Mom, how was I born?
Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions.
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#14
A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival...
It's just ahead.
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#15
*releases swarm of killer wasps* - ATTACK!
*wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions* - Hmm... time for plan bee
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#16
"Go left at the chopsticks in the
road" - Chinese directions
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#17
An old Jewish man asked me for directions.
I didn't really care where he was going, so I told him it was straight on until the third reich.
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#18
Directions to take a 1000
mile journey Step 1
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#19
Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog?
He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch
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#20
Men don't ask for driving directions because we just
don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and directions jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most directions jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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