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Dirty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dirty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia?
if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label
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#2
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute.
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#3
"Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names" - WTF?
I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at.
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#4
At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me.
I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, "My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two." No kiddin' oh boy
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#5
What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth?
A dirty cotton rock sucker.
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#6
If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute.
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#7
If I washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it?
-No? -You dirty cocksucker you.
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#8
I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore...
...what on earth is a Penis Collider?
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#9
What's long, hard, black, wet, and full of seamen?
A submarine, you dirty fuck.
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#10
What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty crook.
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#11
Thanks for wiping down my table...
a damp surface that smells like a dirty sweat sock is so much better than a few crumbs.
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#12
Q: What do you call dirt?
A: Dirty.
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#13
Despite what everyone says, I don't think your mom is a "dirty pirate whore".
She's actually quite clean for a pirate whore.
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#14
Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it?
Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!
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#15
What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?
He wipes the hard drive.
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#16
If you want to give me dirty looks for being
at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
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#17
What gets harder the more you play with it?
A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!
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#18
*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* "YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips
on a drink & lands flat on face* "SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE
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#19
What do you call the "Dirty Jobs" guy beating someone up?
A Mike Rowe Aggression
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#20
My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby,
four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action
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