What Are Discuss Jokes?
Discuss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of discuss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions
of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body.
#2
Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics.
Discuss.
#3
Some dude just asked if I was "herb friendly".
I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it.
#4
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about,
mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club.
#5
Round metal object they throw
at the olympics Discuss.
#6
When a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, respond,
"I'm actually not allowed to discuss the details of the case"
#7
Never discuss with your wife...
...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'
#8
I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that
might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?
#9
Die Hard (1988):A cop stops terrorists in a building Therapist:Sounds cool
but lets discuss how ur parents named u the title/year of a movie
#10
Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club.
You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
#11
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
#12
Guy calls to HR: - Hi.
I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company. - Ok. Send your CV, please. - You already have it at your desktop.
#13
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents.
I caught my six year old son David in a lie and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
#14
Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly." "No," said the wife angrily.
"Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"
#15
Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came.
It's all good. I'll wait.
#16
Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together?
Because they discuss tings.
#17
Maybe don't name your musical "Rent" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures.
0/10, very disappointing.
#18
The year is 2005.
Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this.
#19
Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids.
Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage.
#20
[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents
but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship.
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