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Disney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of disney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How does Disney decide who needs
pants and who doesn't?
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#2
Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying
to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
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#3
Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son.
It's called Finding Dowry.
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#4
BREAKING.
With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
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#5
3 blonds were driving to Disney World...
The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.
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#6
I knew this guy who was so dumb...
he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home.
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#7
I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks...
if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day.
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#8
Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies,
actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.
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#9
I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily
before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party.
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#10
What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?
Disney spells.
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#11
I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves
all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?
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#12
Just seen a Disney trailer.
I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, "A new movie from the people that brought you Up." Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films.
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#13
What kind of government does Disney World have?
A plutocracy
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#14
All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president.
Thanks, Obama.
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#15
"Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?" -Disney's
Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
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#16
Whos the funniest disney princess?
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
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#17
Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from "Pulp
Fiction" is technically a Disney Princess.
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#18
If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose "You shall not make
for yourself an idol" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell
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#19
Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people?
Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you.
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#20
When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land...
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
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Most Disney Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Disney Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and disney jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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