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Dodge Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dodge jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the plant embarrassed?
It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*
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#2
2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life.
Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store.
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#3
Every trip to the supermarket is a game of "Dodge
The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."
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#4
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."
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#5
What did the Estonian student say in language class?
I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*
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#6
What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
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#7
I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate
that says "Dodge." That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion.
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#8
Me: Hold still.
All I need to do is wipe your nose. Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she's in the Matrix*
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#9
Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now?
I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars.
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#10
They irony of being
hit by a Dodge.
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#11
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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#12
What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door?
Cummins.
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#13
A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge
this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine
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#14
What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
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#15
I have this idea tell me what you think?
I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?
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#16
Old joke I can dodge a Ford,
but can't afford a Dodge...
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#17
What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?
DODGE!!!
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#18
Tony Stewart's new sponsor.
Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is "If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."
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#19
How you doin' Jerusalem!
"WINE" Here's a new tric- "MAKE WINE" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*
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#20
Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge
wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!
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