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What Are Dolphin Jokes?

Dolphin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dolphin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins,
a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches.
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#2
Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?
Squid Pro Quo
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#3
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water
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#4
What did the depressed dolphin say?
I need a porpoise.
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#5
why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh?
that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)
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#6
Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing
to celebrate passing another IQ test.
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#7
Dolphins are really smart.
Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them.
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#8
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d
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#9
I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out
that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people
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#10
If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin
is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside.
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#11
How do dolphins send messages?
By sea-mail.
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#12
To find out your dolphin name, lick
your finger tips and rub a balloon.
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#13
What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
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#14
That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when
you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!
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#15
1 in every 5 dolphins
is a method actor.
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#16
Why was the dolphin sad?
He had no porpoise in life.
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#17
I hate dolphins...
...for all intents and porpoises.
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#18
What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin?
Both come in waves.
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#19
Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?
Because he had no porpoise.
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#20
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers!
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