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Donations Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of donations jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach
program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?
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#2
Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool.
So I went and poured them a glass of water.
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#3
It's my birthday tomorrow - in lieu of charitable
donations, please send gifts.
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#4
Selected a charity for my major donations this year.
It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them.
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#5
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses.
Conan O'Brien's payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
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#6
Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors...
Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!
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#7
Why are organ donations low ?
Because most people have pianos
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#8
Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the
local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water
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#9
I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging.
There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful.
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#10
Pool donations, what is up with that?
One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water.
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#11
Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
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#12
My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today.
He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund.
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#13
Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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#14
A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank..
I gave her a right mouthful.
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#15
Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations
towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it.
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#16
Donations Person: "Please donate to the local
swimming pool" Me: *Gives a glass of water*
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#17
Donations Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for
a community swimming pool." Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."
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