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Donor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of donor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that
might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?
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#2
It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital
gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced.
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#3
Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor...
... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart
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#4
Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors?
A: The IV League.
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#5
My dad has suggested that I register for a
donor card He's a man after my own heart.
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#6
My driver's license says I'm an organ donor
but jokes on them because I have a piano.
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#7
Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my
organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car.
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#8
Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete.
Thank god he'd signed a donor card.
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#9
Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my
organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car.
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#10
I changed my ID to say "Organ Bonor" rather than "Organ Donor".
It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh.
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#11
my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor
he's a man after my own heart -masai graham
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#12
my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card.
i guess he really is a man after my own heart.
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#13
Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
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#14
I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an organ donor!"...
They were doing 20 in a 30. I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
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#15
Waiter: "I'm afraid your credit card has been declined." Me: "Try this
one." W: "This is a blood donor card." M: "Take as much as you need."
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#16
I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could
really give his heart to someone special this Christmas.
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#17
Motorcycles, more like
donor cycles.
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#18
Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife
that, "My heart is in Oregon." She replied, "I know what a heart is!"
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#19
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor...
because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"
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#20
I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors
because they're all organ donor cards.
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