What Are Dot Jokes?
Dot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What would you call an indian dating site?
connect the dots
#2
Forget the "bomb dot com" For today's political climate
and lack of punctuation, try "Obama dot comma"
#3
What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag?
The Miami Heat flag.
#4
When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness.
Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram.
#5
Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot.
When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat.
#6
CRIME SCENE me: four dots in his neck, i suspect two vampires british
officer: what about that bloody fork me: this is no time to eat sir
#7
Did you hear about..
Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot
#8
Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot?
He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ...
#9
why do Indians have red dots on there forehead?
because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says "No your not having another free council house"
#10
I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people.
Cause then I'd be a late period.
#11
Had a talk with 12.
M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk
#12
Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his
wife every night at 7 PM On the dot.
#13
In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom.
She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head.
#14
Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his
window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?
#15
I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't
just put the dots in shape of the actual letters.
#16
What's India's most popular dating service?
Connect the Dots.
#17
ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were "A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons".
bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew
#18
getting my hopes up only to become
even more disappointed dot edu
#19
I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red
dot on his forehead, and thought, "Is he on standby?"
#20
Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his
wife at 7pm every night On the dot
Why People Enjoy Dot Jokes
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Another reason people love dot jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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