What Are Dozens Jokes?
Dozens Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dozens jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest
jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best.
#2
The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab
it with dozens of other people in a Senate building.
#3
POLICE!
OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]
#4
I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the
yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits.
#5
You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer.
What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
#6
I'm like a reverse MacGyver.
I can take a perfectly working item, step on it drunk, then turn it into dozens of unusable, meaningless parts.
#7
YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE!
An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd.
#8
Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking.
#9
OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word?
[Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]
#10
If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
#11
*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man
walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever
#12
How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Literally dozens.
#13
Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down?
Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
#14
Shoutout to the dozens of people still
trying to make Google+ a thing!
#15
I've gotten away with blaming the dog for my farts dozens of times so I
hope my wife believes me when I tell her that he just shit my pants.
#16
[guy in dark alley] Psst.
Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
#17
Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree!
They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)
#18
1.
Take dozens of pictures of yourself sleeping. 2. Put them in coworker's drawer. 3. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!"
#19
A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife.
He wanted her to rest in peas.
#20
Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens
of doctor's middle fingers.
Why People Enjoy Dozens Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dozens jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love dozens jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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