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What Are Drummer Jokes?

Drummer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drummer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head?
He was percussed.
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#2
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking always speeds up.
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#3
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
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#4
How do you confuse a drummer?
Give him sheet music
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#5
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm.
Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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#6
What do you call a musician's best friend?
A drummer...
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#7
Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum.
Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
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#8
Two drummers walk into a bar...
Ba dum tssh.
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#9
What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
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#10
A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about
half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
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#11
What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
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#12
Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?
Rattata
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#13
Why was the band late to their gig?
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
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#14
How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?
He won't stop banging at the door.
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#15
What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians?
A drummer
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#16
YYZ was the first song I ever learned
-Said no drummer ever.
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#17
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
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#18
What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?
A drummer.
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#19
Who is the best drummer in the Beatles?
It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo
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#20
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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Drummer Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Most drummer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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