What Are Duke Jokes?
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#1
(JOKE)."KERMIT THE FROG" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann
duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!
#2
Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
#3
In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing
"Duke" sweatshirts are actual dukes
#4
Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
#5
Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix.
Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians.
#6
What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game?
Duke Nukem.
#7
Answer: "On Wisconsin" Question: "Where will
Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"
#8
Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?
Because he was Haydn.
#9
An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out...
His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, "squeezin for no reason"
#10
I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king...
[x-post from r/puns] "The Dutchy of the Netherlands" has a nice ring to it.
#11
I'll take "Much ado" for $1000, Alex.
Answer: "John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump." "Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."
#12
The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land
but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined.
#13
Where do you put the Duke?
In the duke box!
#14
Interviewer: Is it true you are the first duck to be made a duke?
Duck: Please address me as 'M'llard'
#15
In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing
"Duke" sweatshirts are actual dukes.
#16
What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.
? General Lee speaking.
#17
If the Dukes of Hazard were black...
the show would be named COPS.
#18
Do these Daisy Dukes make
my trash look White?
#19
What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way?
A churn-noble!
#20
What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?
Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...
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