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What Are Dummy Jokes?

Dummy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dummy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Created by Jews, saves humanity.
Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.
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#2
CPR refresher class.
We're told, "If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse." Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off.
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#3
What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
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#4
I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across
one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
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#5
How dare you say I'm dumb!
Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?
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#6
Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot Me: *kisses her neck* H: *slaps
me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it's freezing in here
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#7
Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued?
I'll tweet it tomorrow.
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#8
While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually
brought the practice dummy to life
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#9
How Britons shower.
The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea.
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#10
Sitting with Grandma at the hospital.
She noticed me checking my watch and said, "Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."
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#11
Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted?
Because it was fake and gay.
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#12
Boy: "Isn't the principal a dummy!" Girl: "Say, do you know who I am?" Boy: "No." Girl: "I'm
the principal's daughter." Boy: "And do you know who I am?" Girl: "No," Boy: "Thank god!"
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#13
[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it
was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*
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#14
I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice.
How did I get roped into this?
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#15
two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's
just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life.
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#16
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe, dummy!"
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#17
Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my
seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
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#18
Ted Cruz is going to be in
a movie Dummy Does Dallas
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#19
Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality.
Like you are a gullible dummy.
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#20
Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I
Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big dummy, we all do"
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