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Dutch Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dutch jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups...
and the Dutch.
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#2
A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar..
.. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship.
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#3
I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but
everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.
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#4
Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender?
He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke.
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#5
There are two types of people I hate in this world...
People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers
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#6
If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch:
> Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug
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#7
Sometimes I treat my depression,
but other times we go dutch.
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#8
What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe?
One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder.
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#9
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week Phoned her up
to arrange a date, but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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#10
If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
[X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today.
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#11
What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?
...she shattered his jaw!
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#12
There are two things I hate in this world...
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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#13
What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?
Edam...
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#14
The Dutch have invented a continuously-airborne plane.
It never lands.
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#15
If someone from Poland is called a Pole, what's someone from Holland called?
Dutch.
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#16
Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned
her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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#17
What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?
Armin Van Buren.
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#18
Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?
<in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda
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#19
Where do Dutch sheep go at night?
TO SHLEEP! :D
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#20
Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery?
It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dutch jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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