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Eat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled "STOP.
THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"
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#2
What do you call a dog who likes to eat at subway?
A sub-woofer!!
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#3
They say you are what you eat...
That's why I'm a good person
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#4
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
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#5
There's no sticker warning me not to eat this
box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
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#6
The funny thing about fast food is, that
it slows down the people who eat it.
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#7
HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE?
CAERPHILLY
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#8
Have you ever eat a clock?
Its very time consuming.
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#9
LPT: If someone brings in home baked goods to say goodbye after being let go, don't eat them.
I used laxatives.
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#10
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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#11
What's the difference between an apple and a baby?
I don't cum on an apple before i eat it.
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#12
What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee?
An Epikorean.
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#13
The difference between dead babies and vegetables?
I don't eat my vegetables.
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#14
My friend's mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night...
serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican.
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#15
My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch
he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter.
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#16
Ate a salad for lunch so basically
I didn't eat lunch.
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#17
With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of
America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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#18
Do zombies go to heaven when they die?
I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.
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#19
What did the vampire say to her kids?
Eat your dinner before it clots!
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#20
I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles?
do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?
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