What Are Edward Jokes?
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#1
What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?
Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!
#2
Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?
The airport is Snowden
#3
"You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell" said Edward Cullen.
-- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist.
#4
What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?
Edward Snowed-in
#5
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?
Edward Woodward.
#6
Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?
Because two Eds are better than one.
#7
If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once
in a while I'd throw a paper in there so he wouldn't feel too bad.
#8
Why can't Edward leave Russia?
He's Snowden.
#9
In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?
They're both expatriots (expatriates).
#10
How often do you guys close your internet tabs?
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
#11
What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?
Pardon me
#12
Why didn't Edward leave his house?
Because he was Snowden.
#13
What do you call a monster with a wooden head?
Edward.
#14
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal.
Well, that explains Edward.
#15
Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?
A: Because two Eds are better than one.
#16
"Why do Jews hate sex?" "Because the pussy is
too close to the gas chamber." Cody Edwards
#17
Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?
He'll be Snowden.
#18
The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could
keep an eye on Edward Snowden
#19
Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
#20
Why didn't Edward leave Russia?
Cause he was snowden.
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