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#1
Finn is not your average stormtrooper...
...because he doesn't know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main.
#2
This girl I like said she didn't like bondage.....
....Me either, but you're the one who said No.
#3
Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler?
He couldn't finish a race either.
#4
I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson
has had two children and didn't name either one "Homer"
#5
Don't worry, men.
Women can't tell women to calm down either.
#6
All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?
#7
I love being a pessimist.
I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised.
#8
How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
#9
I hate when films say " 'MAY' contain nudity?" Either it does or it doesn't.
DON'T WASTE MY TIME
#10
I once watched two guys arguing in sign language.
Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
#11
If he says "you're 1 in a million" it means he either has no knowledge
of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you
#12
Neil Degrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson have something common...
I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.
#13
What do women and parking spots have in common?
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
#14
Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space?
He didn't either
#15
What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?
Either your mum, your wife or you.
#16
Guess who i am I am a long object.
You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either swallow or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush
#17
When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid.
You can't have both.
#18
What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?
Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.
#19
what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common?
you dont get either at home.
#20
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't
have any pictures of me either.
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