What Are End Jokes?
End Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of end jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
#2
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
#3
How does ISIL prefer their eggs?
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
#4
What do we want?
An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!
#5
I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.
Let them figure it out.
#6
"Lincoln" is a terrible movie The
main character dies at the end.
#7
so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the
rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man
#8
I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea...
"Butt wait, there's more!"
#9
Just a friendly reminder that the
world supposedly ends in 73 days.
#10
You should always buy very high end
speakers It's a sound investment
#11
Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*
#12
Cooper at the end of Interstellar "You know what I like about space travel, man.
They get older, I stay the same age."
#13
I was searching for the end of the line.
I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, "excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, "no, you are."
#14
50% of mariachi bands
end in divorciachi.
#15
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly
arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
#16
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly
surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along.
#17
No end in sight...
I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard.
#18
What's long and green and has an asshole at each end?
A St. Patrick's Day parade!
#19
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time!
#20
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Why People Enjoy End Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and end jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love end jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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