What Are Engineers Jokes?
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#1
None, building it is a job for engineers.
How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?
#2
"Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers" -Barack
Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists
#3
What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat?
Fusion chups.
#4
Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary.
#5
Traffic Two civil engineers were competing for a bid to do the road layout for a city.
The engineer that lost accused the other of cheating, to which the winner said "Roundabouts are fair play".
#6
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
#7
Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position?
The super position
#8
Why don't electrical engineers get girls?
Because they can resistor.
#9
If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers
once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
#10
Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists
but they are sprocket scientists.
#11
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers (engine ears).
#12
Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half
empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be
#13
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - its a hardware problem
#14
What do Engineers use as birth control?
Their Personality.
#15
An unemployed engineer opens a clinic...
He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently.
#16
New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a
car that runs on human shit ...I bet that "new car smell" doesn't last very f*cking long.
#17
What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?
Krautsourcing
#18
Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?
They have engineers
#19
You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers.
It's amazing.
#20
What is College Feminism?
What is college feminism? 10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers
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