What Are English Jokes?
English Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of english jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine.
The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first.
#2
It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines.
But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first.
#3
I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me.
It means a lot.
#4
Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language?
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
#5
If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball?
The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!
#6
A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel.
32 sailors have been marooned
#7
Why did the English major break up with the pilot?
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
#8
A foreign kid asked me how to speak English
the other day, so I teached him some.
#9
Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence
in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do.
#10
What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
#11
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
#12
[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release.
Video games.
#13
[1773] "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into
the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR
#14
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
#15
If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called?
White-out.
#16
If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it...
does is lay on the ground, or lie?
#17
I speak both universal languages: 1.
English 2. Louder & slower English
#18
What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
#19
Two non-english speaking Mexican go to gran central...
One of them goes up to the cashier and asks for "tu tickets plees". The cashier asks "one-way?" To which the Mexican responds "no, two gueys."
#20
My English professor failed my essay on child birth
They don't allow contractions in formal writing
Why People Enjoy English Jokes
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Another reason people love english jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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