What Are Enterprise Jokes?
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#1
Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber.
The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober.
#2
What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet
Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
#3
What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?
Picardi and coke
#4
What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons.
#5
What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have
in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons
#6
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
#7
Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and Toilet tissue have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.
#8
What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?
The captains log
#9
Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks.
He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out.
#10
[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here?
Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?
#11
What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?
William Shatner
#12
How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
#13
What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise?
A Tribble with troubles.
#14
"As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is...
Linda, where is everyone?" "They all called to say they're running late"
#15
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons
#16
Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both keep Klingons off Uranus.
#17
What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They both circle Ur-anus in search of cling- ons. Boom! Still got it.
#18
Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks?
They were hoisted by their own Picard.
#19
What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?
... ... ... ... ... ... The captain's log!
#20
What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?
They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
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