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Envy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of envy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The time you really begin to envy
your cat Monday morning.
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#2
Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married
parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.
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#3
I envy how comfortable Waldo always
seems in large crowds.
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#4
Can you spell jealousy with two letters?
NV (envy).
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#5
[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin!
Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.
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#6
[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed,
envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea
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#7
How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women?
She's the one with the penis.....envy.
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#8
Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy.
Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily.
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#9
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
Penis envy.
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#10
I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal.
I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass.
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#11
Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most?
Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming.
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#12
I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies,
but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.
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#13
A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click
the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track
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#14
Why does Freud always have a cigar?
Penis envy.
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