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What Are Erection Jokes?

Erection Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of erection jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke!
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#2
I had a huge erection.
I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose.
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#3
Had a fight with an erection today...
I beat it single handedly.
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#4
I woke up with an erection the other day...
It worried me because it wasn't mine
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#5
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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#6
I went to Thailand...
Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself "don't get a erection, don't get a erection". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection
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#7
I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections.
They must have it so hard.
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#8
I was in the pharmacy today...
A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection.
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#9
[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
They break their nose. (note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)
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#10
[Dirty] How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
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#11
"I can't wait for the erection!" - frustrated
wives/Asians who love politics.
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#12
NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday...
and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years.
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#13
What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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#14
I'm trying not to get an erection...
But it's hard.
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#15
What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?
They vote.
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#16
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers?
Your erection.
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#17
What do you get when OP gets erections?
QR
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#18
A Chinese guy walks into the wall with
a erection And he chips his tooth
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#19
Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection?
Because old hobbits die hard.
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#20
Why isn't China a democracy?
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
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