What Are Eric Jokes?
Eric Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eric jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
#2
What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
#3
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
#4
Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader?
Six stories in 2 seconds.
#5
This is Eric's wife.
He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
#6
I wonder if Jesus would have been
as popular if his name was Eric.
#7
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
#8
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
#9
What education program did Eric Wright enroll in?
ECE
#10
What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
#11
Unlike Eric Garner...
I live for out of state cigarettes.
#12
What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
#13
What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
#14
I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died...
For inspiration
#15
You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month.
"What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
#16
what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
#17
RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose
head literally exploded when he realized the song was "layla"
#18
[In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT.
ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD
#19
Eric Garner tried stand up comedy...
But he choked on stage.
#20
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
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