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Establishment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of establishment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture.
It'll be the best around, Bar None.
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#2
One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill
my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment.
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#3
Which duck will destroy the establishment?
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
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#4
The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers.
They call it the Crow Bar.
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#5
Two robots walk into a bar...
[...and are immediately banned from the establishment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3sxirv/a_man_walks_into_a_bar_and_orders_a_rum_and_coke/cx1bzxf)
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#6
Instead of smoking cigarettes, switch to hanging just outside
an establishment, casually repeating that you want to die.
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#7
What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?
Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.
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#8
A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property.
Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence.
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#9
apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and
peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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#10
What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
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#11
I have complicated opinions on the death penalty.
I think it's wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it.
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#12
If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election...
...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!
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#13
What is H1B for "Come here often?" ?
Visit this establishment frequently ?
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#14
What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas?
One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!
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#15
I stopped leaning against walls because
I couldn't trust the establishment...
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#16
Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee?
They hate colored people.
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