What Are Ethics Jokes?
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#1
What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
#2
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
#3
Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics if sales go
well he's going to write another book about Suffolk.
#5
Gotta admire the Nazi's ethics on medical research...
...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals.
#6
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science
#7
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?
A visit from the university board of ethics.
#8
The Civil War wasn't about slavery .
. . . . . it was about ethics in journalism.
#9
Patient: Doctor please kiss me!
Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either.
#10
Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement
from FIFA's Ethics Committee: "FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
#11
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
#12
Massive victory for business ethics advocates!
After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print.
#13
Things the GOP has battled this week: 1.
Ethics 2. Intelligence
#14
The US govt has a department of ethics...
No bullshit they really do... Its a sick joke... [go to g](http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal/)
#15
Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said
if it sells well he will write one about Kent too.
#16
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
#17
How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!
#18
As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee.
I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone.
#19
"He's gone too far." "He crossed the line between science & ethics." "He's
playing God." -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets
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