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Ethiopian Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ethiopian jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?
By laying flowers on their grave.
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#2
What's the fastest land animal on earth?
An Ethiopian chicken
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#3
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Yeah, neither have they.
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#4
How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?
Shoot the people pushing it.
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#5
What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?
They both live off dead beetles
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#6
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Their kids haven't .
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#7
How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?
By putting flowers on its grave.
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#8
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Staple some food to the ceiling.
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#9
Ever tried Ethiopian food?
No? Neither have they.
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#10
Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?
They always swallow.
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#11
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
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#12
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
Ethiopian.
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#13
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
A show off
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#14
Have you ever eaten ethiopian food?
No? Them neither
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#15
So I went to an Ethiopian restaurant last week...
and I am still waiting for the food.
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#16
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
No? Either have they.
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#17
How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
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#18
Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they
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#19
What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
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#20
Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ethiopian jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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