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#1
Excuses are like assholes...
Fuck 'em
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#2
I ran out of excuses to get out of family
gatherings, so I moved out of state.
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#3
opening a deli called "Work" a steakhouse caled "The Gym" adn a fried chicken
place caled "A Funeral" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses
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#4
Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture,
and the hardest things to sell.
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#5
The worst part of quitting drinking is how
few excuses you have for your behaviour
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#6
Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with
excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early.
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#7
I think I could start a pretty successful
company that makes nothing but excuses.
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#8
Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?
He was just stalin for time
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#9
If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany
of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards.
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#10
Want to avoid making excuses when people ask you to hang out?
Always say no when someone asks "wanna hear something amazing?"
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#11
Excuses are like asses: everyone
has them and they all stink.
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#12
Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses.
Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy.
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#13
Male excuses: 1.
I forgot 2. I didn't know 3. I wasn't sure 4. What?
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#14
If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership
and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
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#15
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: " I'm tired
." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." "I am your sister-in-law."
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#16
The worst part of quitting drinking is how
few excuses you have for your behavior
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#17
It's almost Christmas, which means it's almost time to hear my parents'
new excuses for why Jennifer Lawrence isn't under the tree again.
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#18
If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and
marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it.
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#19
[at the vets] He's really bad.
He can't fly. "He's a cat though." [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?
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#20
[sees someone use multiple contradictory excuses to compel faith-based
behavior] perhaps i can reason you out of this using history and laws
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