What Are Experiment Jokes?
Experiment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of experiment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change?
The double slit experiment.
#2
What did the scientist who was conducting sexual experiments on dogs say to his partner?
"If you need me, I'll be in the lab."
#3
I was the principle subject in a lengthy experiment on laziness
They told me the results but I couldn't be fucked listening.
#4
Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy.
She said, "No!" I replied, "That's the spirit!"
#5
I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape
fantasy?" She said, "**NO!**" I said, "*That's the spirit!*" Jimmy Carr
#6
I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment.
The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it. I'm down.
#7
A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded.
I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK.
#8
What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?
"I don't care et al."
#9
Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment?
His wife didn't want a threesome.
#10
What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?
"Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
#11
Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners.
Said men, "What channel is CDC?"
#12
Pretty sure Craigslist is just a secret genetics lab and they send out
their failed experiments to come pick up the stuff you sell there.
#13
Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality?
Because she lives bicuriously through others .
#14
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?
Labs!
#15
My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV.
After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment.
#16
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer
to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
#17
While defending the relevance of his laser experiments,
the scientist shouted, "Photons matter!"
#18
When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?
Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout
#19
One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing!
Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.
#20
Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually.
#also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked
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