What Are Feces Jokes?
Feces Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of feces jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?
Because it's sham poo.
#2
What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of Feces*
#3
Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes.
The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.
#4
Hey Buzzfeed, the only way my beard is 2% feces...
...is if I just finished eating 98% of the pussy.
#5
UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween
candy was, as always, Reese's Feces.
#6
My brother didnt take kindly to jail.
He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly.
#7
If I ever see a shark I won't be attacked.
Because although sharks are attracted to blood in the water, they are repelled by feces.
#8
How hungry do you have to be to eat feces?
...just hungry enough to get McDonald's.
#9
"I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit.
Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"
#10
What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?
The US elections.
#11
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
#12
If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces"
she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.
#13
What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces?
He flipped a shit.
#14
A horse trots into a bar .
. . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - "Why the long feces?"
#15
There are dogs that can detect cancer, find missing people, detect bombs, etc.
My dog rolls around in other animals feces.
#16
My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man.
Poopoo, achoo!
#17
Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other...
Finally one says, "I don't recall your name but your feces familiar."
#18
What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
#19
My buddy has an inability to visualize
feces He can't see shit
#20
What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces?
This shit is bananas!
Why People Enjoy Feces Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and feces jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love feces jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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