What Are Fedora Jokes?
Fedora Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fedora jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring,
90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it.
#2
What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?
[Tips fedora] "M'dea."
#3
What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
#4
Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses
a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat.
#5
What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country?
M'laysia
#6
"Sir, we lost the platoon.
All our men are gone." A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. "not all men"
#7
I'm terrified of the day robots become
self-aware and start wearing fedoras.
#8
What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?
First M'lady
#9
you may have noticed my signature fedora, my signature has
a little fedora drawn on it to look like it is wearing one
#10
Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
#11
What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?
FeDora I'll see myself out.
#12
So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear
A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche
#13
A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar...
He tips his fedora and says, "Malady."
#14
*Tips fedora at a
mosquito* M'laria
#15
next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think "what
would jesus do?" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora.
#16
I'm so old I thought "stfu" was a reminder to
pack my "shoes, tie, fedora, underpants."
#17
*tips fedora at a
mosquito* m'laria
#18
What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?
The egg gets laid!
#19
I recently got a job in the fast food industry,
changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!
#20
Urban Outfitters is just Spencer
Gifts in a fedora.
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