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Feeds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of feeds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man?
He's the hero this city feeds
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#2
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other
hands either because that is how diseases are spread.
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#3
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the
eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
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#4
I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps
me in the dark and feeds me bullshit.
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#5
My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after
administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
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#6
I don't bite the hand that feeds me.
I lightly suck the thumb.
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#7
*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides
off into sunset on my high horse
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#8
I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone.
He said "yea, and mine feeds babies."
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#9
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless
of course, they're feeding you kale.
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#10
The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog...
...it feeds the hand that bites it.
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#11
Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes.
Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different.
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#12
If someone feeds you alphabet soup...
Is that putting words in your mouth? Also, if they are about to feed you and pull back, is that taking the words out of your mouth?
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#13
When a woman breast feeds in public it's called natural,
but when I do it, the woman calls the cops.
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#14
*goes to the park* *spoon feeds
red bull to the ducks*
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#15
What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?
A vegetarian.
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#16
I'm a vampire that only feeds only on virgin blood...
I'm 100% self-sufficient.
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#17
Person: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Me: I understand. *I spend the rest of my life biting the hands of everyone who hasn't fed me*
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#18
Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds.
Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones.
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#19
Don't bite the hand that feeds.
In fact, don't bite anyone's hand you fucking weirdo.
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#20
Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down*
Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Feeds Jokes?
Our collection features 26 Feeds Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Feeds Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Feeds Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Feeds Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Feeds Jokes are available?
We currently have 26 Feeds Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Feeds Jokes?
Feeds Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Feeds Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and feeds jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love feeds jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Feeds Jokes safe for all ages?
Most feeds jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Feeds Jokes?
feeds jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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