What Are Fees Jokes?
Fees Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fees jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm
gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole.
#2
I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from
eBay ...and do away with insertion fees.
#3
A bank's radio commercial just said, "Every dollar you donate can feed
a hungry family." Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!
#4
Hillary is single handedly taking on the pay gap.
And here I thought all those speeches fees from Goldman Sachs were for political favour.
#5
Outkast: Ok now ladies!
Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*
#6
Women are like credit cards The ones I really want have a low interest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with one that has a high interest, extra fees and no rewards.
*(credit: Uncyclopedia)*
#7
I heard the Pope's first choice for a guest was in fact Hillary...
But he couldn't afford her speaking fees
#8
At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees.
Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change
#9
Here's a joke ...
College fees.
#10
Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine
thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors.
#11
What is Donald Trump's idea of an "employee discount"?
Waived fees at a slave auction.
#12
Brings sexy back.
Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees.
#13
My investment plan is to accumulate enough of
the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees.
#14
What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common?
They both have early termination fees
#15
It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using
machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees.
Why People Enjoy Fees Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fees jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love fees jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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