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What Are Felony Jokes?

Felony Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of felony jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question.
I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application
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#2
"I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony!
...or so my lawyer tells me.
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#3
Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous.
How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh
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#4
Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow.
In other news, restaurants serve food.
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#5
Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so
much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield.
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#6
My family keeps bringing up my felony like
I'm afraid to commit another one.
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#7
Took me 5 minutes to pick up the soap I dropped in
the shower so I hope I never commit a felony.
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#8
Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony.
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#9
A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual...
But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony..
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#10
The U.S.
instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause.
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#11
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle
A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently
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We currently have 11 Felony Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
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Why People Enjoy Felony Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and felony jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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