What Are Fetish Jokes?
Fetish Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fetish jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW
I always give her shit for it
#2
I have a friend whose fetish is cashews.
He's fucking nuts.
#3
My wife left me over my pasta fetish
I'm feeling cannelloni right now
#4
Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish?
He got off on a technicality...
#5
The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish...
You're bound to get off on the Wong foot.
#6
What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?
A couple of weeks
#7
My missus has a punctuation fetish Whenever
she has a period, I get to use the colon.
#8
My wise grandfather once told me, "The small things in life are often
the most beautiful." Guess that explains my midget fetish.
#9
How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
#10
What does someone with a foot fetish wish for?
To meet their solemate.
#11
My partner left me because of my pasta feeling
fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now...
#12
Life coach: "Always try to get off on the right foot."
Me: "Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"
#13
My wife has developed a fetish with salad items...
Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass. And that was just the tip of the iceburg
#14
I hired a prostitute to indulge my food fetish.
She said that for $500 we could spend the night licking food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.
#15
I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish.
The experience was mindblowing!
#16
Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes?
He got off on a technicality.
#17
It was a pain to clean up after carrying out my fetish for the first time.
But its definitely a load off my chest.
#18
I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish...
She said she would get on board
#19
My girlfriend has a fetish for feet Every time I go to
see her she adds a few more to the restraining order.
#20
What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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