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Fingernail Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fingernail jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
CW: What's for lunch; smells good!
Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*
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#2
Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or
are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?
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#3
What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat?
Fingernails. XD
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#4
I like to mix things up a bit and go to a fast food place and complain
that there isn't enough pubic hair or fingernails in my food.
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#5
When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought
is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard
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#6
One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States
is now down to just hair and fingernails.
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#7
After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I
think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster.
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#8
If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your
fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life.
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#9
Hey girl, did it hurt?
Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell
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#10
Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching.
God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?
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#11
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single.
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#12
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single
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#13
The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting
fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them.
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#14
Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched
middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be
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