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#1
When I worked at a pickle factory, I stuck my penis inside of a pickle slicer...
They ended up firing both of us.
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#2
Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks.
Only thought is, man that place is going full boar
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#3
Firing Victoria
of IAMA
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#4
In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC...
If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May.
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#5
So a gun expert has a seizure His neurons
were firing with BOTH barrels.
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#6
Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a "funny uncle" in the family....don't
you think the firing squad was a little harsh???
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#7
Did you hear about the Irish firing squad?
They formed a circle.
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#8
A nun is put to death by a firing squad....
She lived and died holey.
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#9
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay. *walks away slowly*
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#10
What is the hardest part about firing a black man?
Waiting for him to show up.
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#11
Firing Squad 2 men lined against a wall ready to be shot by a fireing squad.."have you
any last requests"says the soldier...Yes says the man..can we stand behind the wall...
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#12
TIFU by firing a torpedo at an ally
submarine Whoops, wrong sub.
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#13
[firing squad] Any last requests?
"Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*
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#14
A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.
He will be missed.
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#15
Poor Will...
Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion.
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#16
[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr.
on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]
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#17
Thought of this one as I was going to the basement.
What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
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#18
I'm starting a firing squad business
Our motto is "we aim to please".
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#19
My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day.
She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year! I said, "You're firing the maid, too?"
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#20
"Jesus take the wheel!" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out
of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead.
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